Whelp, Eddward, through his usual tinkering with an invention, has made a fairly good...."first impression"....on others and himself.

{http://lostrealm.dreamwidth.org/2522.html) <<link The rampaging mini-floor cleaner ran him over before careening off in some direction before hitting a wall and falling apart. Not a one was harmed, save for Eddward himself (a few close calls with gnomes, however...). Naturally, he settled for his usual job as a paper boy soon after.